survey about Ground Zero mosque (8/24/10)

Q. "Do you approve of the construction of a mosque near Ground Zero?"
 

A. "Sir, we don't approve mosques - you must be in the wrong office."

HG: LMAO!

LL: (he's laughing because he's the one who originally posted the question) 

Things Men and Boys Can Do To Stop Human Trafficking (8/23/10)

"Males spaces such as barbershops, locker rooms, fraternities and union halls are the real classrooms where boys learn to become men and where men develop most of their ideas about how to interact with women." ("10 Things Men and Boys Can Do to Stop Human Trafficking")

Let's imagine a script:

Bobby: Hey Coach! Can boys help stop human trafficking?

Coach: You betcha, Bobby! There's a lot that boys can do! ....

the homecoming queen's got a... (8/21/2010)

Sentence Completion Fun: (1st part from Marguerite)

Everybody run! The homecoming queen's got a...
...a fetus, and she's threatening to birth it!"

Ground Zero summer (8/18/2010)

So-called "Ground Zero Mosque" will have a swimming pool! Only two blocks from City Hall - no wonder the mayor is in favor of the project.

"Gadjo Festival" w/o any Gadje? (8/14/10)

...
Petra: "I say we put on a Gadjo fest and not invite any Gadje."
Couri: "I'll bring the whiskey"
Larry: "Let's rent a bordello. I'll invite some gogol dancers."

why a wig is mo bettah than a headscarf (8/9/10)

Learn and benefit: Why a wig is WAY superior to a scarf.  

The rabbi admits that a headscarf may be used by an Orthodox Jewish woman to fulfill her religious obligations.  But the traditional wig is deemed way superior.  Read the rabbi surprising explanation.

Chapter 4 - Wearing A Sheitel

burka Jew: "At first, I just wore a wig..." (8/8/10)

'"At first, I just wore a wig," one burka-wearing woman told the Haaretz newspaper. "Now when I see a woman with a wig, I pray to God to forgive her for wearing that thing on her head." Since donning the burka, the woman said she had been taunted by neighbours who called her a "smelly Arab" and that Israeli soldiers had asked to see her identification papers to prove she was not a Muslim. They backed down, she said, when she showed them that her children were clearly Jewish.' 

  Israeli rabbis clamp down on burka